Thursday, May 23, 2013
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.

Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine  (via rosenlaui)

This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this

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Lol oh my god dying from the cute

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reapersun:

wehhh Hannibal
i mostly just wanted to draw a gross deer

reapersun:

wehhh Hannibal

i mostly just wanted to draw a gross deer

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

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microcunt:

“the secret ingredient of coca-cola is you and your friends!” 

i watched too many episodes of hannibal for this 

hurtkid:

some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg

Everything I ever wanted

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

That explains a lot

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

Just a gifset of Mads Mikkelsen kissing everyone cause why not?

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